Sunday, August 16, 2009

#9 About Masturbating (Again)



Something (else) I hate about masturbating...

Today I was jerking off, as usual (it's a masculine activity that will never wear off, it seems). I was just a few inches (metaphorically speaking, mind you, keep your perverted thoughts away from my tool's length) away from getting a damn good "happy ending", when it doesn't happen. I try again, replaying the same fantasies. Nada. Suddenly, a not-so-attractive picture appears in my head (I'm not going to describe it), and that's when the H.W.C. is out. Fuck, if I was Liz Phair, I'd write a song similar to "Why Can't I?" specifically for times like this.

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