Something I hate about masturbating...
Today I was giving myself some real wrist-induced pleasure, when something happened; a fistful of piss emerged from my boneheaded urethra. I was juuuust ready to get my orgasm, when my urethra thinks I'm in the bathroom and it's ready for the urine to take off. So, when it's done, a mixture of sperm and piss emerges from my teenie-weenie. I grab this gigantic German sausage my dick transforms to and run to the bathroom to flush it all away. So long, dear orgasm. It was nice to know you.
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